Apni General Knowledge Badhao

Roti Ka Ek Tukda Saat Seconds Ke Baad Pet Me Pahunchta Hai.
Insani Baal Teen Kg Tak Ka Wazan Utha Sakta Hai.

Har Mard Ke Lund Ki Lambai Uske Hath Ke Anguthe Se Double Hoti Hai.
Ladies Mardo Se Zyada Palkein Jhapkati Hai.
Aur Aapka Dhyaan Abhi Bhi Anguthe Pe Hai, Naap Le Beta Naap Le.

Famous Quotes about Wives

Famous Quotes about Wives

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

David Bissonette

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry

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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas

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The great question... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous

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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henny Youngman

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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Sam Kinison

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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran

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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray

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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous

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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle

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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Anonymous

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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 

Bahen Ko Black Mail Kiya

Aaj me aap ko ek story sunata hoon. yeh story ek behan aur bhai ki hai mera matlab meri aur meri sister ki hai. iam 21 years old aur behan jo 25 saal ki hai hamari chooti si family hai. mummy papa me aur meri sister. me college me study kerta hoon aur meri behan punjab university me study kerti hai.hum dono aksar saath saath college jate the kabhi mere saath car me to kabhi papa ke saath .
me universirty drop ker ke college chala jata tha. hamari zindagi bohat achi guzer rahi thi mujhe nahi pata tha ke future me bhi bohat achil ife guzray ge. hamara ghar bohat bada hai is liye sab apne apne room me ja ker sote hain. 1 raat mujhe neend nahi arahi thi aur mujhe aur meri behan dono ko college aur university se chutiyan thi. maine socha t.v launge me ja ker t.v dekhta hoon raat ke 1 baje ka time tha. me t.v On ker ke beth gaya mujhe thodi dair ke baad meri sister ke room se kuch awazein arahi thi kisi se baat kerne ki to me dekhne ke liye sister ke room me gaya aur dekha to waha koi nahi tha aur meri behan so rahi hai. me phir t.v launch me aker beth gaya. mujhe aisa laga ke meri behan kisi se mobile per baat ker rahi thi. me sari raat sochta raha ke woh itni raat ko kis se baat ker rahi hogi. next day bhi raat ko me soya nahi balkay bed per late ker soochta raha ke aaj me apni behan ki batein suno ga ke woh itni raat ko kis se aur kya batein kerti hai. me raat 1 bajay ahista ahista apni behan ke room ke bahir gaya to mujhe kisi se baat kerne ki phir awaaz aye me kaan laga ker sunta raha.
batein to kuch khaas nahi thi magar meri behan bar bar i love u keh rahi thi. me yeh soochnay laga ke aakhir yeh kaun ho sakta hai jis se meri behan itna pyar kerti hai. next day maine apni behan ka mobile kisi bahane se liya aur us me sms read kerne laga mujhe kuch bohat hi sexy sms milay jis ko maine us hi waqt apne mobile per send ker diya.. aur phir kuch dair ke baad behan ka mobile wapis ker diya.. woh sab sms mere paas bhi agaye jo behan ko us ke lover ne send kiye the. ab me sooch raha tha ke apni behan se yeh sab batein poocho. ke yeh sab kuch kya ho raha hai. phir maine socha abhi yeh time nahi hai baat kerne ka phir kabhi baat kero ga. ab mere college start ho gaye the aur sister ab university nahi ja rahi thi un ki study complete ho gaye thi woh sara din ghar per hoti thi mummy ke saath. 1 din mujhe sister ne kaha jab tum subah college jao gay to mujhe apne saath lay jana mujhe university me apne document lene hain app mujhe university utar ker college chale jana aur me apna kaam khatam ker ke wapis khud auto rikshaw me ajao ge. maine kaha theek hai subah aap 7 baje tayyar ho jana me aap ko le jao ga university. raat ko me so nahi pa raha tha achanak meri dimagh me khayal aya ho sakta hai raat 3 baje bhi meri behan baat ker rahi ho. me jaise hi room ke paas gaya to waisa hi hoa jaisa maine soocha tha mujhe apni behan ki clear awaaz arahi thi kisi se baat\nkerne ki. me batein sunta raha meri behan ne mobile per kaha ke sab theek ho gaya hai subah aap mujhe unversity ke bahir milna. me samjh gaya ke behan subah univesity nahi balkay date per ja rahi hai. mujhe us waqt bohat ghussa araha tha mera dil ker raha tha ke mummy papa ko bata doon. laken maine socha me apni behan ko us larkay ke saath pakro ga jis se milnay woh ja rahi hai. me sari raat jagta raha aur subah college jane ke liye tayyar ho gaya meri behan bhi tayyar ho gaye university nahi date per jane ke liye. maine us ko aisa feel karaya ke mujhe aaj college me bohat zaroori kaam hai. hum dono breakfast ker ke college ke liye chale gaye. maine behan ko university ke bahir utar diya aur apne behan ko dikhane ke liye us ke samne chala gaya kuch seconds ke baad me U-turn laker wapis thodi door khada ho gaya . kuch dair ke baad meri behan 1 larkay ke saath motor bike per ja rahi the me car start ker ke dono ka peecha kerne laga ke woh kaha ja rahe hain. kuch dair ke baad woh 1 park me chale gaye me bhi chuptay chupatay un ke peechay peechay chal raha tha mera dil to ker raha tha ke us larkay ko kill ker doon laken maine aisa na kiya aur chup chaap un ka peecha kerta raha woh 1 khamoosh si jagah per beth gaye aur batein kerne lage maine deekha ke mere samne meri behan ko us ne kiss kiya lips per aur i think xxx movies bhi dikhata raha woh is liye ke woh dono apne mobile per kuch khaas zaroor dekh rahe the. me kafi dair tak dono ka peecha kerta raha. \n",1]
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batein to kuch khaas nahi thi magar meri behan bar bar i love u keh rahi thi. me yeh soochnay laga ke aakhir yeh kaun ho sakta hai jis se meri behan itna pyar kerti hai. next day maine apni behan ka mobile kisi bahane se liya aur us me sms read kerne laga mujhe kuch bohat hi sexy sms milay jis ko maine us hi waqt apne mobile per send ker diya.. aur phir kuch dair ke baad behan ka mobile wapis ker diya.. woh sab sms mere paas bhi agaye jo behan ko us ke lover ne send kiye the. ab me sooch raha tha ke apni behan se yeh sab batein poocho. ke yeh sab kuch kya ho raha hai. phir maine socha abhi yeh time nahi hai baat kerne ka phir kabhi baat kero ga. ab mere college start ho gaye the aur sister ab university nahi ja rahi thi un ki study complete ho gaye thi woh sara din ghar per hoti thi mummy ke saath. 1 din mujhe sister ne kaha jab tum subah college jao gay to mujhe apne saath lay jana mujhe university me apne document lene hain app mujhe university utar ker college chale jana aur me apna kaam khatam ker ke wapis khud auto rikshaw me ajao ge. maine kaha theek hai subah aap 7 baje tayyar ho jana me aap ko le jao ga university. raat ko me so nahi pa raha tha achanak meri dimagh me khayal aya ho sakta hai raat 3 baje bhi meri behan baat ker rahi ho. me jaise hi room ke paas gaya to waisa hi hoa jaisa maine soocha tha mujhe apni behan ki clear awaaz arahi thi kisi se baat kerne ki. me batein sunta raha meri behan ne mobile per kaha ke sab theek ho gaya hai subah aap mujhe unversity ke bahir milna. me samjh gaya ke behan subah univesity nahi balkay date per ja rahi hai. mujhe us waqt bohat ghussa araha tha mera dil ker raha tha ke mummy papa ko bata doon. laken maine socha me apni behan ko us larkay ke saath pakro ga jis se milnay woh ja rahi hai. me sari raat jagta raha aur subah college jane ke liye tayyar ho gaya meri behan bhi tayyar ho gaye university nahi date per jane ke liye. maine us ko aisa feel karaya ke mujhe aaj college me bohat zaroori kaam hai. hum dono breakfast ker ke college ke liye chale gaye. maine behan ko university ke bahir utar diya aur apne behan ko dikhane ke liye us ke samne chala gaya kuch seconds ke baad me U-turn laker wapis thodi door khada ho gaya . kuch dair ke baad meri behan 1 larkay ke saath motor bike per ja rahi the me car start ker ke dono ka peecha kerne laga ke woh kaha ja rahe hain. kuch dair ke baad woh 1 park me chale gaye me bhi chuptay chupatay un ke peechay peechay chal raha tha mera dil to ker raha tha ke us larkay ko kill ker doon laken maine aisa na kiya aur chup chaap un ka peecha kerta raha woh 1 khamoosh si jagah per beth gaye aur batein kerne lage maine deekha ke mere samne meri behan ko us ne kiss kiya lips per aur i think xxx movies bhi dikhata raha woh is liye ke woh dono apne mobile per kuch khaas zaroor dekh rahe the. me kafi dair tak dono ka peecha kerta raha.
 phir woh dono waha se uth gaye aur phir us ne meri behan ko university ke bahir utaar diya yeh sab kuch me dekhta raha . meri behan wahan se auto rikshaw le ker ghar chali gaye. me college khatam hone tak bahir hi phirta raha .jab me ghar gaya to behan ghar per hi thi maine aisa zahir kya ke mujhe kuch pata hi nahi hai aur shower le ker launch kerne laga. shaam ko maine dekha ke meri behan lawn me ja ker walk ker rahi hai me bhi us ke peechay chala gay aur saath saath walk kerne \nlaga.me dar raha tha yeh sab poochnay me woh is liye ke woh mujh se 4 saal badi thi laken me phir kuch khaas na pooch saka. raat ko mujhe papa ne kaha ke behan ko liberty market le joa aur me apni behan ko laker merket chala gaya market me itna rush tha ke bilkul bhi jagah nahi thi chalne ke liye. me apni sister ke peechay peechay chal raha tha maise mehsoos kiya ke mera haath kabhi kabhi behn ki gand per lag raha hai aur kabhi kabhi to mera lund bhi behan ki gand se touch ho raha hai. mujhe thodi si sharam to aye laken mere dimagh me woh sab kuch bhi chalne laga jo maine park me dekha tha apni behan ke saath. \nbehan ne waha se kuch sleepers purchase kiya aur kuch dress tailor ke pas se liye end me mujhe meri behann ne kaha aap car me chalo me kuch aur cheezein laker aati hoon me samjha shayad woh larka bhi yahan aya hoa hai is liye maine jane se mana ker diya maine kaha jo lena hai mere samne hi lo. meri behan ne kaha pagal larkay larkion ki kuch khaas cheezein bhi hoti hain jahan larkay nahi jate.. phir woh mujhe apne saath laker chalti rahi 1 shop ke bahir us ne mujhe khada ker diya aur kehne lagi tum yahan ruko me abhi kuch cheezein laker aati hoon. maine shop dekhi to samjh gay ke yeh to under garments ki dukaan hai. me bahir se dekhta raha ke meri behan kiya le rahi hai mere khayal se us ne kuch panty aur kuch bra khareede phir woh dukaan se bahir agaye aur hum car ki taraf chal diye aur car start ker ke ghar jane lagay meri behan ne kaha mujhe to bohat bhook lag rahi hai maine kaha toi kisi ache se resturant me kuch kha lete hain. meri behan ne kaha chalo theek hai hum pizza hut chalte hain. hum pizza hut gaye aur wahan se ghar chale gaye. \n",1]
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phir woh dono waha se uth gaye aur phir us ne meri behan ko university ke bahir utaar diya yeh sab kuch me dekhta raha . meri behan wahan se auto rikshaw le ker ghar chali gaye. me college khatam hone tak bahir hi phirta raha .jab me ghar gaya to behan ghar per hi thi maine aisa zahir kya ke mujhe kuch pata hi nahi hai aur shower le ker launch kerne laga. shaam ko maine dekha ke meri behan lawn me ja ker walk ker rahi hai me bhi us ke peechay chala gay aur saath saath walk kerne laga.me dar raha tha yeh sab poochnay me woh is liye ke woh mujh se 4 saal badi thi laken me phir kuch khaas na pooch saka. raat ko mujhe papa ne kaha ke behan ko liberty market le joa aur me apni behan ko laker merket chala gaya market me itna rush tha ke bilkul bhi jagah nahi thi chalne ke liye. me apni sister ke peechay peechay chal raha tha maise mehsoos kiya ke mera haath kabhi kabhi behn ki gand per lag raha hai aur kabhi kabhi to mera lund bhi behan ki gand se touch ho raha hai. mujhe thodi si sharam to aye laken mere dimagh me woh sab kuch bhi chalne laga jo maine park me dekha tha apni behan ke saath. behan ne waha se kuch sleepers purchase kiya aur kuch dress tailor ke pas se liye end me mujhe meri behann ne kaha aap car me chalo me kuch aur cheezein laker aati hoon me samjha shayad woh larka bhi yahan aya hoa hai is liye maine jane se mana ker diya maine kaha jo lena hai mere samne hi lo. meri behan ne kaha pagal larkay larkion ki kuch khaas cheezein bhi hoti hain jahan larkay nahi jate.. phir woh mujhe apne saath laker chalti rahi 1 shop ke bahir us ne mujhe khada ker diya aur kehne lagi tum yahan ruko me abhi kuch cheezein laker aati hoon. maine shop dekhi to samjh gay ke yeh to under garments ki dukaan hai. me bahir se dekhta raha ke meri behan kiya le rahi hai mere khayal se us ne kuch panty aur kuch bra khareede phir woh dukaan se bahir agaye aur hum car ki taraf chal diye aur car start ker ke ghar jane lagay meri behan ne kaha mujhe to bohat bhook lag rahi hai maine kaha toi kisi ache se resturant me kuch kha lete hain. meri behan ne kaha chalo theek hai hum pizza hut chalte hain. hum pizza hut gaye aur wahan se ghar chale gaye.
 ghar ja ker me apne room me chala gaya kuch cheezein to car me hi reh gaye thi woh lene ke liye me car ki taraf gaya to maine dekha ke meri behan jo panty aur bra laker ye hai woh pehan ker dekh rahi hai yeh sab kuch dekh ker to mera lund khada ho gaya laken me kuch nahi ker sakta tha. phir maine car me se kuch cheezein li aur wapis apne room me chala gaya. meri kuch samjh me nahi araha tha ke me kiya kero mere dimagh me 1 idea aya woh yeh ke me apni behan ko black mail kerta hoon. ab jab woh kabhi date per jaye ge me us ko pakad lo ga aur tab jo kaho ga woh kare ge warna me sab kuch mummy papa ko bata do ga. me us din ka wait kerne laga jab woh date per jaye aur me us ko pakad loon. aakhir woh din bhi agaya . meri behan ne mujhe kaha ke maine apni dost ke ghar jana hai thodi dair me ajao ge aap mujhe plz wahan utar dena. me samjh gaya ke aaj bhi date per jana hai. maine waisa hi kiya ghar se thodi door hi behan ki dost rehti hai maine behan ko us ki dost ke ghar utar ke chala gaya aur thodi door car khadi ker ke dekhne laga. \n10-15 minute ke baad hi meri behan aur behan ki dost dono kahin ja rahi hain me thoda sa side per ho gaya aur chup chup ke deekhne laga. dono ne main road per aaker auto rikshaw karaya maine bhi apni car start ker ke un ke peechay peechay slow slow chalnay laga. kuch dair ke auto rikshaw kisi resturant ke bahir ja ker ruk gaya..woh dono auto rikshaw se utar ker resturant me chali gaye me samjha shayad dono kuch khane aye hain laken mere dil me khayal aya ho skata hai woh larka pehlay se ander hoga. me car park ker ke resturant ke ander chala gaya maine dekha meri behan aur behan ki dost kisi larkay ke saath bethi hoi hain. un ko mujhe dekhte hi ghabra gaye. maine jate hi sab se pehlay yehi poocha aap log yahan kiya ker rahe ho aur yeh larka kaun \nhai.meri behan ne kaha ke yeh larka hamara class fellow tha. hum log yahan kuch khane aye hain aur in se yahan mulaqat ho gaye . maine kaha chalo ab jo khana hai ghar ja ker khana me aap ko ghar le jata hoon is per meri behan bohat dar gaye aur mere saath chalne ke liye tayyar ho gaye meri behan aur behan ki dost hum teeno car me beth ke chale gaye. maine us ki dosyt ko bohat batein sunaye .phir maine us ki dost ko us ke ghar ke bahir utar ker apni behan ke saath ghar ki taraf chal diya. \n",1]
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ghar ja ker me apne room me chala gaya kuch cheezein to car me hi reh gaye thi woh lene ke liye me car ki taraf gaya to maine dekha ke meri behan jo panty aur bra laker ye hai woh pehan ker dekh rahi hai yeh sab kuch dekh ker to mera lund khada ho gaya laken me kuch nahi ker sakta tha. phir maine car me se kuch cheezein li aur wapis apne room me chala gaya. meri kuch samjh me nahi araha tha ke me kiya kero mere dimagh me 1 idea aya woh yeh ke me apni behan ko black mail kerta hoon. ab jab woh kabhi date per jaye ge me us ko pakad lo ga aur tab jo kaho ga woh kare ge warna me sab kuch mummy papa ko bata do ga. me us din ka wait kerne laga jab woh date per jaye aur me us ko pakad loon. aakhir woh din bhi agaya . meri behan ne mujhe kaha ke maine apni dost ke ghar jana hai thodi dair me ajao ge aap mujhe plz wahan utar dena. me samjh gaya ke aaj bhi date per jana hai. maine waisa hi kiya ghar se thodi door hi behan ki dost rehti hai maine behan ko us ki dost ke ghar utar ke chala gaya aur thodi door car khadi ker ke dekhne laga. 10-15 minute ke baad hi meri behan aur behan ki dost dono kahin ja rahi hain me thoda sa side per ho gaya aur chup chup ke deekhne laga. dono ne main road per aaker auto rikshaw karaya maine bhi apni car start ker ke un ke peechay peechay slow slow chalnay laga. kuch dair ke auto rikshaw kisi resturant ke bahir ja ker ruk gaya..woh dono auto rikshaw se utar ker resturant me chali gaye me samjha shayad dono kuch khane aye hain laken mere dil me khayal aya ho skata hai woh larka pehlay se ander hoga. me car park ker ke resturant ke ander chala gaya maine dekha meri behan aur behan ki dost kisi larkay ke saath bethi hoi hain. un ko mujhe dekhte hi ghabra gaye. maine jate hi sab se pehlay yehi poocha aap log yahan kiya ker rahe ho aur yeh larka kaun hai.meri behan ne kaha ke yeh larka hamara class fellow tha. hum log yahan kuch khane aye hain aur in se yahan mulaqat ho gaye . maine kaha chalo ab jo khana hai ghar ja ker khana me aap ko ghar le jata hoon is per meri behan bohat dar gaye aur mere saath chalne ke liye tayyar ho gaye meri behan aur behan ki dost hum teeno car me beth ke chale gaye. maine us ki dosyt ko bohat batein sunaye .phir maine us ki dost ko us ke ghar ke bahir utar ker apni behan ke saath ghar ki taraf chal diya.
ghar mera thodi hi door tha meri behan ki dost ke ghar se. maine kaha ab me sab kuch mummy papa ko bata do ga. meri behan bohat dar gaye is ne kaha dekho aisa na kerna me phir kabhi aisa nahi kero ge aur kabhi jhoot nahi bolo ge. maine kaha 1 shart per me nahi batao ga us ne kaha batao kya shart hai? maine kaha woh me baad me batao ga laken abhi mujh se promise kero ke jo me tum se kaho ga woh tum kero ge. meri behan ne foran hi keh diya ke jo tum kaho gay me kero ge laken ghar me kisi ko nahi \nbatana.OK. maine kaha theek hai me kisi ko nahi batao ga. thodi dair ke baad ghar agaya. ghar me ja ker behan apne kaam me lag gaye aur me computer per song sunane laga. dil hi dil me khuch bhi ho raha tha. raat ko jab sab so gaye to me behan ke room me gaya aur paas hi beth \ngaya.pehlay to maine us ko batay ke me sab janta tha ke tu raat ko kis se batein kerti ho aur maine aap ke sab sms bhi padhay hain .me tumhare saath kuch bura nahi kerna chahta balkyay tum ko hansta dekhna chahta hoon. is liye maine soocha hai ke hum kal 1 naye picture lagi hai cinema me woh dekhne jaye gay. yeh keh ker me chala gaya aur yeh bhi kaha ke mummy se kehna ke hum kal market jaye gay aur kuch cheezein bhi leni hain. \nkal college se ane ke baad maine sister se kaha tum mummy se keh do ke bhai ke saath me market ja rahi hoon.aur aisa hi hoa behan ne mummy se yehi kaha. me apni behan ko laker cinema chala gaya cinema me ja ker hum 1 side per beth gaye. film romantic hi thi. film start hone ke kuch time ke baad maine badi himmat se apna haath apni behan ke mummo ke pass le gaya aur ahista ahista masalne laga us ne mera haath foran hata dya aur kene lagi me tumhari behan hoon yeh hai to woh hai. mujhe thoda sa ghussa aya aur maine kaha chal ghar chalte hain aur ghar ja ker me mummy papa ko sab bata doo \nga.meri behan ne kaha plz beth jao aisa na kero mujhe sharam aati hai. maine kaha tum aisa samjho ke wohi larka hoon jis se tum pyar kerti ho aur yeh ker ker phir se us ke mammo ko pakad liya mujhe bilkul bhi maza nahi araha tha. hum dono cinema se nikal gaye. meri behan ki figure itna pyara hai ke koi tassawar bhi ker sakta. mera dimagh kharab ho raha tha wahan se hum seedha ghar agaye.

 ghar mera thodi hi door tha meri behan ki dost ke ghar se. maine kaha ab me sab kuch mummy papa ko bata do ga. meri behan bohat dar gaye is ne kaha dekho aisa na kerna me phir kabhi aisa nahi kero ge aur kabhi jhoot nahi bolo ge. maine kaha 1 shart per me nahi batao ga us ne kaha batao kya shart hai? maine kaha woh me baad me batao ga laken abhi mujh se promise kero ke jo me tum se kaho ga woh tum kero ge. meri behan ne foran hi keh diya ke jo tum kaho gay me kero ge laken ghar me kisi ko nahi batana.OK. maine kaha theek hai me kisi ko nahi batao ga. thodi dair ke baad ghar agaya. ghar me ja ker behan apne kaam me lag gaye aur me computer per song sunane laga. dil hi dil me khuch bhi ho raha tha. raat ko jab sab so gaye to me behan ke room me gaya aur paas hi beth gaya.pehlay to maine us ko batay ke me sab janta tha ke tu raat ko kis se batein kerti ho aur maine aap ke sab sms bhi padhay hain .me tumhare saath kuch bura nahi kerna chahta balkyay tum ko hansta dekhna chahta hoon. is liye maine soocha hai ke hum kal 1 naye picture lagi hai cinema me woh dekhne jaye gay. yeh keh ker me chala gaya aur yeh bhi kaha ke mummy se kehna ke hum kal market jaye gay aur kuch cheezein bhi leni hain. kal college se ane ke baad maine sister se kaha tum mummy se keh do ke bhai ke saath me market ja rahi hoon.aur aisa hi hoa behan ne mummy se yehi kaha. me apni behan ko laker cinema chala gaya cinema me ja ker hum 1 side per beth gaye. film romantic hi thi. film start hone ke kuch time ke baad maine badi himmat se apna haath apni behan ke mummo ke pass le gaya aur ahista ahista masalne laga us ne mera haath foran hata dya aur kene lagi me tumhari behan hoon yeh hai to woh hai. mujhe thoda sa ghussa aya aur maine kaha chal ghar chalte hain aur ghar ja ker me mummy papa ko sab bata doo ga.meri behan ne kaha plz beth jao aisa na kero mujhe sharam aati hai. maine kaha tum aisa samjho ke wohi larka hoon jis se tum pyar kerti ho aur yeh ker ker phir se us ke mammo ko pakad liya mujhe bilkul bhi maza nahi araha tha. hum dono cinema se nikal gaye. meri behan ki figure itna pyara hai ke koi tassawar bhi ker sakta. mera dimagh kharab ho raha tha wahan se hum seedha ghar agaye.
lahore me 1 aunty hai hamari un ki death ho gaye thi mummy aur papa sab wahan gaye hoye the aur ghar per koi nahi tha mujhe is se acha mauka kaha milta me foran change ke apni behan ke room me agaya jaise hi me kamray me aya to behan leti hoi thi aur bhi pass aker beth gaya. maine kaha behan aaj me aap ki kamar ki malish kerta hoon is se tum ko bohat maza aye ga yeh keh ker me kitchen me se thoda sa oil le aya meri behan ne kaha yeh sab kerne ki kya zaroorat hai meri kamar me koi dard nahi ho raha hai. maine kaha tum ne mujh se promise kya tha ke me jo kaho ga woh tum kero ge aur me sirf tumhari kamar per oil lagana chahta hoon aur kuch nahi kerna chahta. meri behan kehne lagi acha laga lo. maine kaha ke aap ulti late jao phir sahi tarah oil kamar per lagay gana. yeh sunte hi woh foran ulti ho gaye me bhi apni behan ki gand ke thoda sa peechay ho ker us kee upper beth gaya. maine kaha apni thodi si kameez to upper kero me oil kaise lagao \nga.maine khud hi thodi si kameez upper ker di aur ahista ahista oil lagane laga phir maine thodi dair ke baad apna haath us ke boobs per le gaya jaise hi mera haath apni pyari behna ke boobs per gaya to me aap ko woh lamha nahi bata sakta itni pyari larki mere neechay thi mujh per sirf choot ka bhoot sawar tha. maine ahista ahista us ki sari kameez utar di badi mushkil se mana mana ker aur phir bra bhi utar di ab sirf meri behan ne mere samne shalwar hi pehne hoi thi aur ab tak maine us ko ulta litaya hoa tha jab maine gand ke pass se shalwar utari to aap yaqeen kero itni naram aur must gand maine nahi dekhi kabhi.\nphir maine oil gand per lagana start kya oil lagate lagate apni fingure bhi apni behan ki gand me de raha tha jis se shayad meri behan ko maza araha tha yeh sab kuch me 30 minutes tak kerta raha end me mujh se raha nahi gaya maine thoda sa oil apne lund per bhi laga ker apni pyari behan ki gand ke hole ke upeer rakha aur thoda thoda aander jane diya abhi mera topa hi ander gaya tha ke woh hil gaye aur mera lund bahir agaya mujhe bohat hi bura laga us ka aisa kerna . maine us ko bohat smjhaya ke dekho kuch bhi nahi hoga sirf thoda sa aur ander le lo is ke baad tum jo kaho ge woh me kero ga. woh phir ulti late gaye me phir us ki gand ke upper ja ker beth gaya is baar maine soocha ke poora under dal do ga aur maine aisa hi kya maine apne anghothay (thumb) per oil lagaya aur poora ka poora under daal diya aur phir ander bahir kerne laga phir maine apna anghotha (thumb) nikal ker thoda sa oil phir apne lund per laga liya mera lund bohat sakht ho raha tha maine topa apni behan ki gand ke hole per rakh ker ahista ahista se push kiya is baar bohat pyar se sara ka sara lund gand me sama gaya aur meri behan cheekhti rahi laken me apna lund ander rakh ker bhool gaya thodi dair ke baad jab maine dekha ke meri behan thandi ho gaye hai tab maine apna lund thoda sa bahir nikala aur 1 aur zor dar dhakka mara jis se gand poori tarah khul gaye. \n",1]
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lahore me 1 aunty hai hamari un ki death ho gaye thi mummy aur papa sab wahan gaye hoye the aur ghar per koi nahi tha mujhe is se acha mauka kaha milta me foran change ke apni behan ke room me agaya jaise hi me kamray me aya to behan leti hoi thi aur bhi pass aker beth gaya. maine kaha behan aaj me aap ki kamar ki malish kerta hoon is se tum ko bohat maza aye ga yeh keh ker me kitchen me se thoda sa oil le aya meri behan ne kaha yeh sab kerne ki kya zaroorat hai meri kamar me koi dard nahi ho raha hai. maine kaha tum ne mujh se promise kya tha ke me jo kaho ga woh tum kero ge aur me sirf tumhari kamar per oil lagana chahta hoon aur kuch nahi kerna chahta. meri behan kehne lagi acha laga lo. maine kaha ke aap ulti late jao phir sahi tarah oil kamar per lagay gana. yeh sunte hi woh foran ulti ho gaye me bhi apni behan ki gand ke thoda sa peechay ho ker us kee upper beth gaya. maine kaha apni thodi si kameez to upper kero me oil kaise lagao ga.maine khud hi thodi si kameez upper ker di aur ahista ahista oil lagane laga phir maine thodi dair ke baad apna haath us ke boobs per le gaya jaise hi mera haath apni pyari behna ke boobs per gaya to me aap ko woh lamha nahi bata sakta itni pyari larki mere neechay thi mujh per sirf choot ka bhoot sawar tha. maine ahista ahista us ki sari kameez utar di badi mushkil se mana mana ker aur phir bra bhi utar di ab sirf meri behan ne mere samne shalwar hi pehne hoi thi aur ab tak maine us ko ulta litaya hoa tha jab maine gand ke pass se shalwar utari to aap yaqeen kero itni naram aur must gand maine nahi dekhi kabhi. phir maine oil gand per lagana start kya oil lagate lagate apni fingure bhi apni behan ki gand me de raha tha jis se shayad meri behan ko maza araha tha yeh sab kuch me 30 minutes tak kerta raha end me mujh se raha nahi gaya maine thoda sa oil apne lund per bhi laga ker apni pyari behan ki gand ke hole ke upeer rakha aur thoda thoda aander jane diya abhi mera topa hi ander gaya tha ke woh hil gaye aur mera lund bahir agaya mujhe bohat hi bura laga us ka aisa kerna . maine us ko bohat smjhaya ke dekho kuch bhi nahi hoga sirf thoda sa aur ander le lo is ke baad tum jo kaho ge woh me kero ga. woh phir ulti late gaye me phir us ki gand ke upper ja ker beth gaya is baar maine soocha ke poora under dal do ga aur maine aisa hi kya maine apne anghothay (thumb) per oil lagaya aur poora ka poora under daal diya aur phir ander bahir kerne laga phir maine apna anghotha (thumb) nikal ker thoda sa oil phir apne lund per laga liya mera lund bohat sakht ho raha tha maine topa apni behan ki gand ke hole per rakh ker ahista ahista se push kiya is baar bohat pyar se sara ka sara lund gand me sama gaya aur meri behan cheekhti rahi laken me apna lund ander rakh ker bhool gaya thodi dair ke baad jab maine dekha ke meri behan thandi ho gaye hai tab maine apna lund thoda sa bahir nikala aur 1 aur zor dar dhakka mara jis se gand poori tarah khul gaye.
aur me 10 minute tak ander bahir kerta raha aur maine apni sparm bhi gand me hi chod diya mujhe bohat maza aya. ab meri behan jo marzi kare mujhe koi tention nahi woh mera hamesha saaath deeti hai. phir hum dono ne bohat baar sex kya laken maine kabhi us ki choot nahi mari hamesha gand hi mari hai.

Karmasutra Sex Position

 

The Kamasutra is the bible of sex positions. It was written in India in Sanskrit - historian's think it first appeared between 400 BCE and 200CE!

Originally it wasn't just a sex positions manual but a whole way of life! However, if it's sex positions you're after then you've come to the right place!

The Kamasutra contains very detailed instructions to different sex positions and we've come up with handy little illustrations to help you get to grips with them!

"The erotic V"

This position demands certain acrobatic capacities!
The woman sits down on a table edge. The man stands before it and bends his legs so he's in the best "entering" position.

Now she braces herself by putting her arms around his neck, pulls first the right, then the left leg up onto his shoulders. She leans back and he directs the thrusting by holding on to her bum!

 

Nisha Ki Chudai Ka Nasha

Hi to all readers mein aapko meri ik real story sunane wala hu . story se phehle mein apne bare mein bata du. mera naam jimmy hai mein punjab ka rehne wala hu. ik punjabi ladka hu . dikhne mein smart hu .meri age 24 saal hai .aur mera lun aapke hath ke size se  thoda bada hai aab apna hath dekh lo :p bada hai naa yeh story aaj se 2 months phhele ki hai.

Mein apne friend ko milne bus mein se jalandhar se chandigarh jaa raha tha . aur meri sath wali seat par mere sath ik bhabhi aan kar bheth geyi. lagta tha uski abhi new new hi marriage huyi hai q ki us ne apne hatho mein abhi bhi marriage wala chuda pehna hua tha. usne punjabi suit pehna tha aur woh bhut hi jayda sexy lag rahi thi jise dekh kar kisi budhe ka bhi khada ho jaye.. suit mein se uske boobs bahar aane ko kar rahe the . q ki woh kaffi bade the aur gorre gorre the.
Mein bus mein betha headphone laga kar songs sun raha tha. naa chah kar bhi mera dyan uske boobs par jaa raha tha . usne bhi fir chandigarh ki hi ticket li. aur fir phone par apne husband se baat karne lagi ke woh aa rahi hai etc. aur phone karne ke baad usne phone purse mein rakha aur ik pani ki bottle nikal li. jab woh pani pine lagi toh thoda pani uske boobs par gir geya. woh jaldi se hath se boobs ko saaf karne lagi.aur mein bhi uske boobs ko dekhne laga toh woh sharma geyi aur smile dene lagi.
Mene bhi apna rumal usse dene laga aur kaha ke is se saaf kar lo . aur usne rumaal le liya saaf kiya aur mujhe thanks bhi bola. usne boobs dekh dekh kar mera lun khada ho geya tha. mein lun ko hath se sahi karne laga toh usne notice kar liya. fir usne mera naam pusha toh mene bata diya jimmy hai . fir usne apna naam Nisha bataya. aur fir mein usse uske bare mein pushne laga toh usne bataya ki woh chandigah mein rehti hai , 4 months phhele hi uski marriage hoyi waha.
Aur uska husband ik travel agency mein kaam karta hai. Who apne mom dad ke pass aayi thi aur aab wapas apne husband ke pass jaa rahi hai apne ghar. jab woh baat kar rahi thi tab bhi mera dyan iske boobs par hi tha .fir une naughty smile de kar keh hi diya ke ke mera face upar hai niche kya dekh rahe ho toh mene keha ke dekhne wali chiz dekh raha hu toh woh hasne lagi. Fir usne pusha ke meri koi girl friend hai toh mene manna kar diya toh usne kaha ke kio?
Toh mene kaha koi pasand ki ladki milti hi nahi . Toh mene use mazak se keh diya ki tum ban jao meri gf toh woh hasne lagi aur usne kaha ke woh kese ban sakti hai woh toh married hai toh mene dhire se kaha ke ''married ke konsa andar nahi jata'' . Toh woh aanjan ban kar pushne lagi ke kya kaha tumne ? Toh mene kaha ke jo aapne suna wohi kaha . Toh woh chup ho geyi toh mene sorry kaha toh usne it’s ok keh diya. Toh mene use kaha ke banaoge gf toh kehni lagi ke gf nai  just friend ban sakti hu.
Jab tak hum chandigarh punch geye the toh mene use apna number de diya aur kaha ke is friend se agar koi kaam ho toh bata dena. Uske baad woh waha se auto se ghar chali geyi aur mein apne friend ke sath ghar aa geya.  fir kuch dina baad uski call aa geyi mujhe aur hamari baat roz hone lagi. Fir ik din mene use uski sex life ke bare mein pusha toh usne kaha ke achi nahi hai . Husband tried hote hai jaldi soo jate hai jab sex karte bhi hai woh bhi ache se nahi,
Jaldi finish ho jate hai. Agar koi married ya unmarried girl mujh se sex karna chahe toh woh mujhe mr.jimmy4u at gmail dot com par email kar sakti hai.  mene use kaha ke mein bhi tumse sex karna chahta hu toh phehla usne manna kar diya par mere baar baar kehne par woh maan geyi aur une plan banaya ke uske husband ke office jane ke baad aana aur usne apna address bhi mujhe de diya aur mein fir chandigarh geya aur uske bataye address par chala geya. aur door bell wajayi woh bahar aayii usne pink suit pehna huya tha aur aaj toh bhut jayda hi sexy lag rahi thi.
Fir woh mere leyi tea bana kar laayi aur hum bath kar battain karne lage mene ik mene apna ik hath uske jaagh par rakha aur use sehlane laga. Jab mene kaha ke mein jo karne aaya hu woh karna suru karu? Toh woh hasne lage aur mene uska hath pakad kar apne lun par rakh diya. Aur woh lun ko sehlane lagi mera lund khada tha aur mene apna lun zip khol kar bahar nikal liya toh dekh kar dar si geyi aur kehne lagi yeh toh bhut bada hai toh mene kaha ke jese tumare pass bade boobs hai wese hi mere pass bada lun hai toh woh hassne lagi,
Fir mene use mera lun muh mein lene ko kaha phehle toh woh  naa naa karti rahi fir maan geyi aur mera lun muh mein lekar chusne lagi. Fir mene use kapde utarne ko kaha usne sare kapde upar diye aur mene bhi fir hum dono uske bedroom mein chale geye. Woh bed par let geyi woh nangi bhut hot lag rahi thi . Uski fuddi shaved thi koi bhi baal nahi tha . Mein uske boobs chusne laga toh bhut sexy aawaz nikal rahi thi. Uske boobs kaffi soft the mujhe bhut maza aa raha tha mein use zor zor se daba bhi raha tha.
Mene uske boobs ke wichkar apna lun rakh kar uske boobs fuck karne laga. Mera lun uske muh tak jaa raha tha aur woh use kiss kar rahi thi. Uske baad mene uski legs ko apne shoulder par rakha aur apna lun uski fuddi par tikka diya. Uski fuddi bhut jayda gilli ho geyi thi woh ik baar finish toh chuki thi. Fir mene apna lun ko dhake se agge kiya aur mera adha lun uske fuddi mein chala geya. Woh chilane lagi toh mein ruk geya aur uske boobs suck karne laga aur use kiss karne laga fir holi holi mera sara lun uski fuddi mein chala geya aur mene uske fuck karna suru kar diya.
Woh bhi mazze se aaaahhh ahhhhhhhhh kar rahi thi aur kuch der  mein woh finish ho geyi aur usne mujhe zor se hug kar liya. Mera abhi huya nahi tha toh mein usse fuck karta raha tabhi kuch der baad mene kaha mera maal nikalne wala hai toh woh kehne lagi ke adar hi nikal do tab mene sara maal uske fuddi mein nikal diya.fir eese hi kuch der lete rahe. Mene pusha ke kesa laga toh usne bataya ke eetna mazza use phehle kabhi nahi ayaa aur mujhe kiss karne lagi,
Fir mene kaha ke aab mein tumari gaand marna chahta hu, toh woh phehele toh manna karne lagi par fir maan geyi usne mera lun muh mein liya aur chusne lagi mera lun fir khada ho geya aur mene use doggy style mein hone ko kaha aur apna lun uski gaand ki chhed par rakh diya magar woh andar nahi jaa raha tha toh mene use koi cold cream lane ko kaha aur who jaldi se ik cold cream le aayi . Mene kaffi sari cream uski gaand par aur kuch cream apne lun par lagayi.
Aur fir use doggy style mein kiya aur uski gaand mein lun dalna suru kar diya. Lun sarakta sarakta andar chala geya woh thoda chilane lagi par mere kaam jarri rakha. Mene piche se hi uske boobs ko pakad rakha tha aur uski gaand marta raha fir use bhi mazza aane laga toh woh bhi sath dene lagi aur gaand utha utha kar marwane lagi. Kuch der baad mene apna maal uski gaand mein hi nikal diya aur mein uske upar hi late geya. Thodi der baad hum uthe aur battain karne lage woh bathroom jane lagi toh mein bhi uske piche bathroom chala geya aur waha jaa kar mene use diwar se laga kar ik baar,
Fir uski fuddi maari is baar bhi mene apna maal uski fuddi mein hi nikala, mujhe bhi apni life mein uski fuddi lene mein bhut mazza aaya aur usne bhi kaha ke eesa mazza use kabhi nahi aaya. Fir mein kuch din aur uske ghar jata raha jab uska husband office chala jata tab

Kesa Mehsus Kar Rahi Thi?

Ek Ladki Ka Rape Ka Case Court Mein Chal Raha Thha

Judge: “Jab Tumhara Rape Ho Raha Thha Tab Tum Kesa Mehsus Kar Rahi Thi?”
Ladki: “Laddu Agar Jabardasti Se Bhi Khilaya Jaye To Meetha Hi Lagta Hai.“

Bahen Ki Nangi Gand Ko Dekhkar

Hi.. Guys this is my first story on this n dis is my real experience wid my sis. I m Ayaan 21, 4m Lucknow. We are three brothers &one sister I am elder brother in my family . My sisters age 19 , bro 13 n third is 8 years. Mummy house wife n Dad have a shop of garments.
Total 6 members in my family Actualy I m belongs to a middle class family &m doing grduation final. My sister passed 12 th last year. Mai bachpan se sex k bare me samajha chuka tha jab mai 5th me tabse muth marta aa rha hu. Mai sex ki bato par zyada dhyan deta tha. Jab bhi kisi heroine ki sexy pic dekhta to muth maar leta tha din me do ya bar to mar hi deta tha. But aj tak maine kisi ladki ke sath sex nhi kiya tha kyuki meri koi grlfrne nhi thi Aisa nhi tha ki mai dikhne me achcha hu bas theek thaak hu..actualy mai shy sharmila bahut tha logo se bat karta tha dosto kam uthna baithna tha. Yahi wajah thi koi mer grlfnd nhi thi. Mujhe Bas kya is samasya ka hal tha muth mar leta tha. 

Ye thi ab tak ki beeti life meri. Fir meri life ek nya modh aya..Let me introduce my younger sister "Nisha "She is so beutiful.she is 19 years old. Maine kabi bi apni sis k bare me ganda khyal nhi rakha.hamesha apni bahan ki tarah samajhta tha. Kyuki bahen se kbhi vo feelings nhi hogi.lekin wo zyada achchi bhi nhi lagti thi aur chhoti b thi bas thik thak thi. Na jane kab wo bdi huyi ek dum se itne usme changes aa gye ki kya btau dosto.wo ab jawani me aa chuki thi jo ki ab bahot khubsurat lagne lagi thi. Gadraya jism ho gya tha ab wo ek mature grl ki tarah lagne lagi thi.hogi bi kyu nhi 19 ki jo ho chuki thi.wo muje bhaijan kahti hai kyuki mai usse bda jo hu.ap soch rhe hoge ki maine abhi uske fiugure ke bare me nhi bataya.dont worry abhi age story hai usme pata chal hi jayega .kyuki abhi tak k safar me maine be uske fiugre k bare me notice bi nhi kiya tha. Kyuki use bahan ki nazar se dekhta tha.bhai bahan ka rishta bahot hi saaf hota hai aur ye aj ke jamane kahna mushkil ho gya hai.ab mai apni kahani shuru karta hu. Mera ghar zyada bda nhi hai do kamre ek kitchen ek bathrum toilet hai. Bathrum me koi door nhi hai usme ek parda pada hua hai .jab meri mumy aur sis nhati to parda daal leti thi. 

Ek din meri sis nhi rhi thi parda dalkar uske hi thik samne rum hai.mai rum se nikal hi rha tha ki bathrum ka thoda sa parda hawe se thoda uth gya jiski meri ek halki si jhalak bathrum me padi peeth ka hissa meri taraf tha .uski mujhe moti ekdum chikni gori gand dikh gyi. Kya mast ubhri gand thi yar bhigi bhigi si. Yar mar us jhalak ko aj tak nhi bhul paya.ek do din mere dimag me seen mere ankho k samne nachta rha .fir mne ignore krne lga kyuki bahen samajh kar ignore karna chaha but chah kr bhi bhula nhi pya. Kuch din beete ki mai ek din ghar par meri subah der tak sone ki aadat hai wo rum me aayi aur jhadhu lagni lagi mai bas nind se uth kar bistar par ainvi leta hua tha meri sis kahne lagi bhai uto 10 baj gye hai. 

Maine kaha ha uthta hu abhi aur leta rha.jab jhadhu lagate waqt jhuki to us mote gol chuchiya dikhne lagi mai ek tak uski chuchi ko dekhne laga usne mujhe dekha nhi .fir wo jb meri taraf dekha to use kuch lga ki mai kuch dekh rha tha to usne apne dupatte se apne sine ko dhakne lagi.maine uski chuchiyo ka seen sochkar muth mar di bistar pe hi mar di.uthkar nha dhokar father ki shop chala gya wha bhi mai din bhar apni sis ki bhul nhi saka.gol gol gore gore chuchi yad ati rhi fir maine shop k counter k niche muth mar di.Lucknow mai mera ghar thoda out side area hai jis wazah se raat me garmiyo me aksar Bijli light chali jati hai. To hum garmiyo me aksar chhat par mat bichha kar sote the ghar chota hone ki chhat b zyada bdi nhi thi. Karib aj se 2 sal pahle ki bat hai . Ek din garmiyo me light 6 baje sham ko chali gyi to sabi log hum chhat par sone mat bichayi. Mumy or dad ek sath chatayi par let jate or hum teen do chote bhai ek saath side me mat jakar let jate the. Meri alag let ti thi. Chhat chhoti hone wajah hame kuch adjust karke mat bichhani padti thi. Kuch yun.. Ke mere pair mere sis k samne aate the. Ek din ki baat meri sis bhari nind me so rhi thi. Hum muslim hai aur hamare me ladkiyo ko boys wale dress allowd nhi. Meri sis bhi salwar suit hi pahnti thi wo bhi bulkul fiting jisme uske mote gaand shape bani rahti thi boobs gool ubhar aur bi char chand lgate the.fir us rat wo cotton ka halka suit pahne huye thi pheeth k bal sidhi leti thi taange khol kar muje rat me nind nhi a rhi thi mai mutne k bathrum se hokar aya mere gahri nind me soyi huyi uske chuchiya ko dekhkar mera lund tan gya. 

Mai akar let gya. Aur mere man me bas meri sis hi dikhayi de rhi thi. Fir maine apna pair uske jangh par rkha darte huye. Aur ye bhi socha ki agar meri sis jag bi jaygi to use lagega ki mera pair uske upar aa gya fir ye sochte huye maine pair rakha mulayam jangho par jaise mera pair padh bht acha lga fir mne apna per uske chut k upar rakha ye mera pahla touch tha meri sis k liye jese hi maine apni sis ki chut par apna per k anguthe le gya ek dum se mere body kapne lagi aur karant lag gya

Mama Ki Ladki Ko Choda

Hello friends. mai iss ka bht purana reader hu.kafi time se soch rha tha ki mai bhi kuch apna experience share kru.mera name rohit hai.mai 23 years ka hu.delhi mai pichle 8 saalo se hu.mai average ladka hu.jyada handsome ar na jayada khrab.mai phli bar likh rha hu agr kuch glti ho to maf krna aap log.

Chalo khani pea ate hai.khani tb ki hai jab mai 16 saal ka hunga.us time pta nhi tha mujhe kuch sex ke bare mai.ek bar mai mam ke ghar gya hua tha.shadi thi wanha pe.unka ghar bhut bda hai.shadi mai bht log aaye hue the.us mai ek jija g bhi aaye hue the.hum sb bhaith ke baat kr rhe the us mai meri ek didi bhi bhaithi thi jinki umar us time 21 yrs hogi.unke bare mai btata du ki bht hi sunadr thi ar mast dikhti thi.jija g(dusre didi) majak kr rhe the kh rhe the ki gadi chalet ho raat mai,mujhe kuch samjh nhi aa rha tha.khte ki didi ka pakad liya kro raat mai ar chalya kro gadi phir bhi mujhe kuch samjh nhi aa rha tha.
Mujhe baat smjh main hi aai thi.to maine sochna chod diya tha.us raat mai didi ke sath sone wala tha.jb hum so gyre to rat mai mujhe lga ki mere face pe kuch upar niche ho rha hai.neend khuli to pta chala ki wo to didi ke boobs the.jinki size 34 hogi.muje us time tk kuch pta nhi tha ki us se kya kam krte hai.phir did ne kha rohit tumhe gadi chalani hai kya,maine kha mtlb to unhone jija ki baat yad dilai .maine kha wo kya hota hai,to unhone kha mai sikhaungi tumhe ,shikhoge.to maine kha haan q nhi.
To unhone mujhe kha ki kisi ko btana nhi hoga,ar dusri baat mai jo bolungi krna hoga,maine kha thik hai.
Didi-mujhe kiss kro..
Me-krne lga ..
Didi-ab kapde utaro mere.
Mai unke kapde utarne lga...kya boobs the unke.itne bade bade ,gore.
Jab maine unko muh mai liya to mai to satwe asman mai tha.
phir unhone mere kapde utarne suru kiye.phle unhone mere sare kapde utar diya.uske baad nikar bhi nikal diya.phir mere land ko apne muh mai le ke hilane lgi.phle to mna kr rha tah phir mujhe mja aane lge to mai bhi mja lene lga.10 min tk muh mai lene ke baad unhone mujhe kha ki jo maine kiya ab tum bhi kro.phir maine unke chut pe muh rkha diya,phle to unhone shshsh..kiya phir mje lene lag gai.mujhe bhi mja aa rha tha.
69ke posstionb mai ham so gaye ..mai unke chut ko chat rha tha ar wo mere lund ko kha rhi thi..mai dheere dheere unke muh ke andar dal diya apna pura lund.phir bhi wo usko mje se kha rhi thi.
Jab maine apni tung dali unke chut mai to aahah krne lgi..krte krte wo jhad gai.pura pani pani ho gya wnha ho gya.maine pucha ye kya hai unhone ne kha ye sex krne pe niklta hai,tumhara bhi niklega jise sperm khte hai.
Phir unhone kha ab mere chut mai tum apna lund dalo.mera lund bht bda to nhi lakin mota hai .jab maine dala unke anadr to unhone kha dheere dal,to mai ruk gya.phir mai unke hotho ko chumne lga..mera tung unke tung se lga hua tha..ar lund unke chut mai tha.phir maine hlka jhatka diya to aadha lund unke anadr chla gya.us time ujhe lga ki sex kya cheej hoti hai.mai unke boobs ko kha rha tha ar apne lund pe control rkhe hue the.
Phir 2-3 min baad maine 2’lund andr dala phir unhe dard hua..us dauran mai kiss kr rha tha unko,mere tung ar unke tung ek dusre se tkra rhe the.bhaut mja aa rha tha mujhe .maine phir se hlka dkkha diya.is bari adha lund chut ke andar.wo aahhhhhh krne lgi dard jayada ho rha tah.10min tk mai usi position mai tha ar unke nipples ko chum rha tha.phir halka dhka maara arm era pura ka pura lund andar chla gya..mera pura lund unke chut ke andar tha.
Aahhhh phir shhhhh ki awaz aa rhi thi.mai halke halke aage picche ho rha tha..wo bhi mera sath de rhi thi.phir kya tha maine apni speede bnani suru ki,ab unka pura ka pura boobs mere mooh ke andar tha ar mai unki chod rha tha jor jjor se.
20min tk lgatar chodai krne ke baad wo phir se jhad gai.lakin main hi chata tha abhi.phir unhone kha yr tu to thak hi nhi rha hai.abhi gram tha maine unko niche takia lgaya ar phir se unke paairo ko apne kamar mai lga ke chodne lga.kya mja aa rha thaphir maine chodne ki speed tej kr di.maine kha mai jhadne wala hu to unhone kha bhar jhad ...to maine apna lund unke muh mai de diya.phir kya tha maine unke muh ko chodte hue wanhi jhad gya..
Unhone kha ki ghodi ko chodega.maine kha haan phir wo ghodi ban gai.kya jabrdast gand thi unki.dogi style mai chodne ko to mera bht man tha phle se hi.maine unke gando ko dekh ke phir se gram ho gya tha unki gaand iske phle kisi ne nhi mari thi to tight thi gand unki 
Maine apna lund jo ki thak gya tha.phir se khada hoke mje lene kie liye tyar tha.ab maine apna lund ka topa unki gaand mai dala jhtka diya to phisal gya.ye do tin bari hua phir maine oil lga ked ala ek bari mai hi adha lund unki gand ke andr wo tapd rhi thi.phir main ruk gya ar thodi der baad ek jhtaka diya ar puara ka pura lund unki gand ke andr.phir sil sila suru hua ar mai unki gand mai hi jhad gya.
Ye 5 salao tk chala jb tak unki shadi nhi hui thi.ab mai delhi mai hu.Kisi bhi aanti ,didi or divorced ya ladki ko aaisa pyar chaiye to mujhe contact kre.mai unko satisfy kr dunga.mera mail id hai  .pls mail krke btaiyega.ar kisi ko baat krni ho to wo bhi.sex chat ka bhi agar mja chaiye to mujhe aap bta skte hai.mai bina kuch puche aapko uska maja dunga.agar aap mujhe mail krte hai to aapko aapna ph no bhi de dunga.so,pls rply.i am waiting.

Padosan Bhabhi Ko Choda

Hi Friends, Mera naam saurav h.aur m delhi se hu aur m 32 saal ka hu. M dikhne m smart huu..aisa sb kehte h mujhe…m noida  job kr rha huye baat 0ct 2012 ki h..hmare ground floor pe ek couple rehne aaya tha..bhaiya ka naam nitin tha aur bhabi ka naam  astha kya bumb piece thi…gori itni k puchho mt..Figure 32 34 36….
jeans m nikal jaye to uski gand dekh k log sadak pe hi pagal ho jaye..zada tr vo suit pehnti thi…m to dekhte hi uska aashiq ho gya tha.. raat din use chodne k sapne dekha krta tha aur sochta tha kaise baat shuruvat kru..bt mauka nh mil rha tha..
Ek din m sidio se upar chad rha tha to bhabi muje khud rok k boli…k aapse 1 kaam h. m khushi m ha bol diya…aur boli k andr aa jao…m aur khush…. andr jaa k boli k bed sarakwana h..maine kaha ok…ek taraf se m dhaka de rha tha aur dusri taraf se vo khich rhi thi…jaise hi vo saamne jhuki..to kya uske bade bade gore chuche dekhe aur astha hilla to apne chiche aise rhi thi jaise abh bole gi k aao dood pilo..lekin aisa hua nh…thodi der baad m vaha se chala gya…kuchh din koi baat chit nh huyi.. shalu bhabi k husband 8 bje k aas pas kam se wapas aate the..m bhi jaan puchkr usi tym bike pe ghum k wapas ghr aat tha..bhaiya aur meri baat chit bdne lg gyi..m mix up ho gya tha…m to bs bhabi ko chodne k sapne dekhta tha… Vo hmare ghr achanak kuchh din kapde sukhne k liye dalne aane lgi..mauka achha tha…Hr dusre tisre din aane lgi…
M jb bhi balkani se niche dekhta tha to bhabi pados ki aurato k saath baithti thi..m uske suit m se ubharte chuche dekha krta tha..usne mujhe kayi baar note kia…pehle unka reaction ajib huya krta tha lekin…ek din usne smile krdii.m khushi se pagal ho gya… ek din vo hmare yaha kapde sukhane aayii..m achanak se girne ka natak kia aur kaha k kamar m moch aa gyi h…aur vo bhag ke ayi..aur fridge k upar se iodex uthai aur meri kamar pe lgane lgi…mera land khada ho gya tha…itni bumb ladki agr kamar pe masag kregi to khda to hoga hi…m samajh gya k vo mujme intrestd h…m unhe nka haath niche krne ko kaha…haath meri gand tk aa gya..
Ab vo madhosh hone lgi…niche pant k andar haath marne lagii…ab m sidha ho gya..aur vo dhire dhire niche aa gyi aur maine uske lips ko tight kiss kiya aur 5_7 min tak smooch krne lga…aur uski kamar pe haath marke ferta rha aur vomere upar m uske niche…fir maine uski gaand m ungali daaldi pichhe se… Ab maine use niche kr dia…aur uske hoth chuste chuste uske bade bade chuche dbane lga..uski choot m ungali daal kr andr bahr krne lgavo siskia marne lgi…usk sui utar dia …ab vo mere samne sirf bikini m thi….ufff uska badan.use pura nanga kr dia m pagal ho gya tha..zindagi m pehli baar ladki ko nanga kr k chod rha tha…jise sara mohalla chodna tha vo ab nangi hokr mere haath se apni choot m ungli dlwa rhi thi…m uske chuche chusne lga….10 min tk chusta rha…fir maine apna mu uski chikni choot pe rkh diya..aur chhosne lga..10 min tk namkin choot k ras pia.
Ab vo boli k kitna tadpayoge mere janu..ab apni pant utar k choot m daal bhi do…maine kaha bs stamina khatm ho gya…to vo boli 440 volt ka bijli ka jhatka hu…1 baar jo lag jau to jaldi banda control m nh aata. Maine kaha mujhe bhi do zra 440 volt k jhatke. Fir maine apni pant utari aur pura nanga ho gya…vo behn ki lodi mera 5 incch ka lamba aur 2.5 inch ka mota land dekh kr hairan ho gyi..aur boli k kitni ladkia chod chuka h jo itna bda ho gya h tera..tere bhaiya ka bhi baap h tu to…maine use mera loda mu m lene ko kaha to pehle to usne mana kia fir maaan gyii. Usne jaise hi mera land apne rasile mu m lia…mere puree sharir m bijli si daud gyi..pehle baar kisi k mu m diya jo tha..vo mera land aise choos rhi thi jaise janmo ko pyasi ho..jaise ki blue filmo m choosti h.vaise hi chhos rhi thi..maine kaha bdi filme dekh k sikha h..to vo boli ha kya kru tere bhaiya to fattu h…
Itni der m use yaad aya k uski 2 saal ki beti ghr pe akeli h…aur vo baad m smooch kr k ghr chali gyi..lund usli choot m dena to reh hi gya.aur mza abhi adhoora tha… M agle din unke ghr gya to bhaiya bhi ghr thee aur office k liye taiyar ho rhe the..maine unhe namaste krke..pani lene k bahane andr gya to bhabi nighty m thi aur breakfast bna rhi thi..unki gand k line nighty m se saaf dikh rhi thii.. m unke pichhe gya aur apna lund line k bich m rkh kr masalne lga aur vo madhosh hone lhi aur aaaah aaaah krne lgi…maine uske muuh pe haath rkh k chup krwa dia..vo meri ungali apni mu m daal k choosne lagi..mera land tight ho gya aur uski gand m ghusa dia..aur current sa daud gya andar..
M chup chap apna number use ek kagaz pe likh kr de aya aur bhaiya k paas chala gya… Fir raat ko usne muje fon kia..thodi der baad baat krne k baad sex ki baate hone lagi..maine aur usne hmara saath sex ka expirience share kia aur boli k milan abhi aadha adhura h..maine kaha bohot jald pura ho jayega..aur vo boli k muje bhabi nh astha bola kr…aur ye bhi boli k maine tujhe seduce krne ki koshish ki thi kabhi apne bade chuche dikha kr to kbh gand lekin tu to tadpa k maze dene wala h..maine kaha ha kya kru tadpane m zada maza h. agle din vo fir kapde sukhane ayi..jaise hi vo kapde uthane jhuki aur uski moti gand dekhte hi m pagal ho gya aur uski gand m lund ghusa diya aur jhatke marne lga..vo fir chilai aur maine uska muh haath band kr dia.
M thodi der tk uski gand m zor zor se jhatke marne lga…fir maine use god m utha aur bed pe lita dia…thodi der tak smooch kte uske chuche dbaye aur choot m ungli deta rha…aur fir maine hm dono k kapde utar diye…uski gand m fir lund k jhatke marne lga …15_20 min baad vo jhad gyi.. aur uski choot m se paani nikla…usne zabardast mera mu apni choot pe lga dia..aur boli k paani pio..maine pani pia..kya taste tha mza aa gya.uska pani saaf kia…fir us k mu m apna lund dia…fir mere mu se pani nikla kafi sara..aadha uske mu pe gir gya aur adha uske mu k andr vo pani mze se pine lgi aur usne apne mu pe se pani saaf krk pine lagi. Thodi der fir uske chuche dbaye.
Fir m baraf laya aur uske pure badan pr feri…vo tadapne lgi..kafi had tak tadpi thi vo…fir maine apna lund pe tel lagya aur dhire se uski choot pe rkh dia aur andr jhtka dia..aur jor jor se jhatke marta rha..vo chillai..maine uska mu bnd krne k liye…uske muu pe apna mu rkh k uska mu bnd kr dia..aur uske hoth choosta rha….aur ye saara silsila 5 ghante tk chala….5 ghnte tk maine use aisa choda k aaj tk vo zindagi m nh chudi hogi…hmare pani se bedsheet bhi gili ho gyi thi…Shaam ho gyi 7 bj gye 8 bje uske pti k aane ka tym tha vo ghr chali gyi….raat ko mere kehne pr usne apni kuchhgandi fotos jo usne khud khichi thi sb send kr di…maine raat ko unhe dekh kr muth mari aur soo gya…
Fir isi tarah hr sunday ko vo aati ya mahine m ek baar kapde sukhane k bahane aati…aur 5_6 ghnte tk hm sex krte….khub chudai hoti…vo mujhe apna pati bole lagi thi aur m usne apni patni ki tarah pyar deta tha bed pr… apko meri kahani kaisi lagi….plz meri id pe mail krna….. Agr koi bhi ladki,bhabhi,unsatisfied girl,unsatisfied aunty ya koi bh ladki agr mere 7 enjoy krna chahti ho..aur mere saath k waqt bitana hahti ho to mujhe  mail kr skti h hmari baate secret rahengi…M apni aage ki kahani agli kahani m btaunga lekin sirf tb jb aap log mujhe mail krengi….bye.
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